Man ‘O Man

One of the anonymous forwards, I could not resist sharing…. (nothing to do with the British/German game show)

 

Man O Man!

When without money,  eats vegetables at home;

When has money,

eats the same vegetables in a fine restaurant.

 

When without money, rides bicycle;

When has money rides the same ‘exercise machine’.

 

When without money walks to earn food

When has money, walks to burn fat;

 

Man O Man! Never fails to deceive thyself!

 

When without money,  wishes to get married;

When has money,  wishes to get divorced.

 

When without money,  wife becomes secretary;

When has money,  secretary becomes wife.

 

When without money, acts like a rich man;

When has money acts like a poor man.

Man O Man! Never can tell the simple truth!

 

Says share market is bad,  but keeps speculating;

Says money is evil,  but keeps accumulating.

 

Says high Positions are lonely,  but keeps wanting them.

Says gambling & drinking is bad,  but keeps indulging;

 

Man O Man! Never means what he says and

never says what he means..

 

Life is not about what  you couldn’t do so far,

it’s about what you can still do.

Wait n don’t ever give up.. Miracles happen every

day….

 

Rs.20 seems too much to give a beggar but it

seems okay when its given as tip at a fancy

restaurant.

 

After a whole day of  work, Hours at the gym

seem alright but helping your Mother out at home

seems like a burden.

 

Praying to god for 3 min takes too much time but

watching a movie for 3 hours doesn’t.

 

Wait a whole year for Valentine’s day but we

always forget Mother’s  day.

 

Two poor starving kids sitting on the pavement

weren’t given even a slice  of Bread but a painting of

them sold for lakhs of Rupees.

 

Think about It.. Make a change. Coz u can ….

–Anonymous